Are you ready for some Football?

[Movementarian]

Originally Posted by GUNNER

Wow, Move, thats pretty harsh there Bro. Im no genius, However Im thinking from this post that you just don’t like my Colts. LOL.

I do have a boiling hatred for them. They were my Colts until March 28, 1984. Now they can die.

[GUNNER]

Originally Posted by Movementarian

I do have a boiling hatred for them. They were my Colts until March 28, 1984. Now they can die.

Oh yea, I forgot about that... Yea that whole sell out thing pissed a lot of people off.

[glorifiedbabysitter]

Originally Posted by OkieTurnKey

You started it, Rookie.....If you can't take the heat, stay outta the kitchen. Hey, is that baby powder on your a$$? Hey, I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan, too. I think they'll beat the 13-3 season they had last year if Marcus Spears is just a little more aggressive. Watch Jason Hatcher this year, too. I think we'll see a lot more of him. It looks as if Anthony Spencer is competing for Ellis' spot. I hear Jones has been cutting his practice time.

As far as the OSU Cowboys are concerned.........Well, Rook, I think you've bumped your head. Just sit back and watch Stoops' Sooners. Now, if you take the bottle out of your mouth and put your money there that's another story.

Your move!

I'm sure your not one of the MANY MANY people that jumped on the scooner wagon when they went undefeated how ever many years ago, that's where my true hatred for the crimson and cream comes from. But you are starting to sound like one of those fans with there noses in the sky, or maybe that's the grunt coming out in you...LOL

All in fun Bove!

[Movementarian]

Originally Posted by GUNNER

Oh yea, I forgot about that... Yea that whole sell out thing pissed a lot of people off.

I know a bunch of people that would love to piss on Robert Irsay's grave. At least when we stole a team we had the good taste to leave the colours, history, and mascot behind.

[Arkimedes]

University of Florida Gators and Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan here. Gotta go with my home teams

[OkieTurnKey]

Originally Posted by glorifiedbabysitter

I'm sure your not one of the MANY MANY people that jumped on the scooner wagon when they went undefeated how ever many years ago, that's where my true hatred for the crimson and cream comes from. But you are starting to sound like one of those fans with there noses in the sky, or maybe that's the grunt coming out in you...LOL

All in fun Bove!

I remember several years ago when I worked at a major grocery chain (Safeway/Homeland) and Barry Switzer came in the District Office with a prototype diaper (known as the "baby boomer") No Joke. He wanted us to sell it in our stores...the shot callers decided they didn't want to market that item for him.....probably would have done well in the Norman stores. I've always like Barry Switzer and his program since I can remember. That guy liked to chase that dollar, that's for sure. He is always trying to come up with a new idea. I stuck with them Sooners even when Barry left.

Another thing, I really like working next to you.......there's nothing better than the new baby smell......hehe. Oh yeah, I like the pacifier holster on your duty rig! I would ask you if that's for personal use but I don't roll like that!

L8ter!

[Hookem]

All I got to say to the board is put your horns up!!!! Hook'em Baby!!! Texas all the way!!!!

[OkieTurnKey]

Originally Posted by Hookem

All I got to say to the board is put your horns up!!!! Hook'em Baby!!! Texas all the way!!!!

huh?????????????

[glorifiedbabysitter]

Originally Posted by OkieTurnKey

I remember several years ago when I worked at a major grocery chain (Safeway/Homeland) and Barry Switzer came in the District Office with a prototype diaper (known as the "baby boomer") No Joke. He wanted us to sell it in our stores...the shot callers decided they didn't want to market that item for him.....probably would have done well in the Norman stores. I've always like Barry Switzer and his program since I can remember. That guy liked to chase that dollar, that's for sure. He is always trying to come up with a new idea. I stuck with them Sooners even when Barry left.

Another thing, I really like working next to you.......there's nothing better than the new baby smell......hehe. Oh yeah, I like the pacifier holster on your duty rig! I would ask you if that's for personal use but I don't roll like that!

L8ter!

I said you weren't a wagon jumper, i don't see that quality in you, i'm quite certain you've been a fan for a long time. As for Barry, I'm to young to know him as the OU coach but as the Dallas coach and i too like the man. He still does a lot of good things for our great state.

And as for the smell of new babies, well, i really don't have anything to say to that, but the Pacifier holster is for all you crusty officers that complain about us rookies!! LOL One thing we can agree on i'm sure is this Longhorn fan we have in the mix, he can take those horns and shove...nevermind, it's too easy.

[glorifiedbabysitter]

Originally Posted by Hookem

All I got to say to the board is put your horns up!!!! Hook'em Baby!!! Texas all the way!!!!

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Little Rock who has recently been
diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Ft.
Smith and one
of my sisters, who lives in Bryant, is married to a
transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
who are
prostitutes in Tunica.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in
Cummins for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
brother is
currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct
with his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives
in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things
considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly
want to be
totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Texas Longhorn fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation