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Old 04-14-2008, 11:34 AM   #21
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
I think my favorite is to have some one looking for a B A 1100 N with S T rings also known as a balloon with strings. or key grease
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Old 04-14-2008, 02:24 PM   #22
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
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"What time do I get relieved for my lunch break?" and "What are these Big keys for, do they open big doors??"

Lunch break what's that???? I was really amused at that!
LMAO.. I was asked what time I got Off from work. lol
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Old 04-14-2008, 02:59 PM   #23
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
We have a gay female officer at our institution that found a cat down at the camp one day while working as the camp 2 officer. She got on the radio and asked, "OH OH OH, I found a cat, what do I do with it"? The camp 1 (Camp Control) officer promptly responded with, "Eat it"! Then she responded "I can't do thaaaat, he's just a kitten".

WTF?!?!
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:04 PM   #24
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
"Hey,do you guys issue fallopian tubes in control or do I have to go to the Lt.'s Office to get 'em ?"

We pretty much had him looking all day for fallopian tubes.
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:17 PM   #25
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
I had a probationary employee call me at home one time to ask me how to clear their body alarm, because they did not want to set it off again accidentally.
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
we like to give the rookies scott air pack training. get em fully suited up in the scba mask tank gloves n all and send em to the shift commanders office to get signed off on. the shift commanders love it.lol
 
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:21 PM   #27
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
Here's one that happened years ago on 3rd shift. A person pretending to be a Lieutenant called the officer working the tower and told them to release the midnight joggers.
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
"Where's the !@#$@# freon gauge on this refrigerator?"
-- Anonymous rookie, trying to fulfill a "rookie task" given to him by someone pretending to be the HVAC foreman.
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
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I had a rookie in the center tower here with me one day, and he picked up a flashbang, and asked, "if I pull this what will happen". He almost pulled it, and I almost threw him out the window. Then I kicked him out and told him to go ask the Lt for a ID10T form. cause he needed it!
I wil have to remember that form.
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Old 04-24-2008, 03:42 PM   #30
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Re: What's the funniest thing a rookie has asked you?
I'll definitely keep my eye out for all of this trickery... Who knew- shenanigans and tom foolery at a jail? haha
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