Inmate Lines
This is a discussion on Inmate Lines within the Main Control forums, part of the Correctional Officers and Law Enforcement ONLY category; The rational and thought process behind some of the lines that these inmates use is unreal. What are the classic ...
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03-18-2008, 11:31 AM
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Inmate Lines
The rational and thought process behind some of the lines that these inmates use is unreal. What are the classic lines that you guys here, as there excuses to do something that needs counseling.
Here is the #1 line that i get all the time.... MAN! I been down for 25 years! This is the classic line that for some reason seems to be an excuse for there ****ty behavior. Not sure how this is relevant. It tells me that the individual knows better and is plain out breaking the rule and not giving a ****. Im a Convict! This is the excuse that takes the place of taken ownership of doing something they shouldnt have done. Man i dont mess with you so why u busting my balls. Look at the computer i aint never had a shot. Well ill look at that tommorrow after im done typing one now. |
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03-18-2008, 02:19 PM
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Re: Inmate Lines
Inmate: I got 20 years in
Me: So? You should have gotten a better lawyer. Next time don't use the Public Defender.
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03-18-2008, 03:01 PM
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"Man, I don't give a fcuk about going to the hole!"
Me= "Good, 'cause I don't give a fcuk about sending you there!" They usually come back and say there sorry after about 5 min.......Pu$$ies!
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03-18-2008, 03:04 PM
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"I got life, so I don't give a fcuk!"
Me= "M0ther-Fcuker, I got life too....I'm just doin mine on the installment plan! If you got life, you got nothing to loose! Make a move!" That one got me a day on the street. LOL I was new and thought I was still at the state! |
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03-18-2008, 10:03 PM
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Inmate: Mr. Claybrook let me go to commisary. Me: I don't give a **** if he let you go, you are only allowed to go if an office sends you not maintinance. Give me your ID Inmate: Well Mr. Claybrook will get me off so write me the **** up. Inmate got 30 days Recreation 30 days commissary and 30 days cell restriction |
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03-18-2008, 10:43 PM
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Here you go:
I work hard for you. I am just trying to stay out da way not bother anyone, you know. Oh, it's count time. The other CO shook me down already, check the log book. I don't have any money coming from the street, that's why I am doing ......... You will only be getting practice shaking my cube down. Somebody must have set me up, I didn't put that there. In fact, I don't even smoke. I was just coming to ask you if I could see some of my people in your unit. |
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03-19-2008, 03:39 AM
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Re: Inmate Lines
"Hey boss, I need a favor..."
"I don't do favors. I occasionally grant requests. What do you want?" Followed by: "No." My favorite: "Hey boss, can I drop these papers off to my friend?" "Sure. Got your commissary card?" After the card is in my pocket: "Let me see those papers. Now step over here so I can pat you down."
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