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Old 03-13-2009, 11:11 PM   #1
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the mole family
A papa mole, a mama mole,

And a baby mole all live together


In a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks


His head


Out of the hole, sniffs the air


And said,


'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'

The mama mole sticks her head


Out of the hole,


Sniffs the air and said,


'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'




Now baby mole is trying


To stick his head


Out of the hole to sniff the air,
But can't


Because the bigger moles


Are in the way.


This makes him whine,


'Geez, all I can smell is....




MOLEASSES!
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Dude, I need to print that one of our ITO's is SGT Mole.
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A papa mole, a mama mole,

And a baby mole all live together


In a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks


His head


Out of the hole, sniffs the air


And said,


'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'

The mama mole sticks her head


Out of the hole,


Sniffs the air and said,


'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'




Now baby mole is trying


To stick his head


Out of the hole to sniff the air,
But can't


Because the bigger moles


Are in the way.


This makes him whine,


'Geez, all I can smell is....




MOLEASSES!
hehehehe...that's a good one
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