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Old 09-26-2008, 12:02 AM   #1
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES? FSH
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Old 09-26-2008, 04:11 AM   #2
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How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Fish.
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:03 PM   #3
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still No Eye Deer
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:45 PM   #4
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still No Eye Deer
What do you call a dog who has no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him...he still isn't going to come.

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What do you call a water-skier with no legs?........... Skip
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? pregnant with twins
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Old 09-29-2008, 04:53 PM   #7
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What is the difference between an OU fan and wet underwear? Nothing, they will both chap your a** in five minutes.
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Have you guys/gals ever heard of the Tube Bar Tapes??? Back in the seventies these two guys over in NJ used to yank the chain of bar owner Red Duetsch by calling up his bar and asking for patrons with names like Al Kaseltzer ,Hugh Jass,
Pepe Roni and such. Anyhow these guys used to make tapes and distribute them to thier friends and one of the tapes eventually ended up in the hands of some some bigwigs in Major League Baseball. In fact these calls inspired Matt Groening to use some of them in Simpsons episodes where Bart and Lisa call Moes tavern. Pretty Funny Stuff.

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What do you get when a bird flies into a running lawnmower? Shredded tweet.
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What did the Bull say to the cow after jumping over the barbed wire fence?

How now, brown cow?
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