Aunt Karen

[shakedownshorti]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, and then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Little Johnny was left.

'Johnny, do you have a story to share?

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'

[bury_bred]

I love Little Johnny jokes....thanks!

[Movementarian]

Now I remember why I like you.

[GUNNER]

LMAO thats a good one.

[dragonsgt]

Well I knew there was some reason my neices and nephews call me Aunt Karen!!!

[LDM]

Originally Posted by shakedownshorti

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, and then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Little Johnny was left.

'Johnny, do you have a story to share?

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'

Now if Aunt Karen just happen to have PMS she wouldn't have needed the gun or knife!!!