What's your sign..

[Marine67]

Okay been one of those days for me, feeding you all mindless stuff.... but sometimes it generates a brief pause from reality.

Surprisingly (don't really believe this stuff but...) my characteristics are damn close to what is listed, how about you??


Capricorn (Dec-Jan). These horny old sea goats are always on the lookout for the next highest peak. Determinedly struggling for a foothold on the highest hill, the Capricorn strives to be a master of his domain. Ruled by the karmic planet Saturn and the element of Earth, they are great lovers when they are not working. The true Capricorn is diligent, trustworthy, nurturing, hardworking and patient.

Look out for these traits:

Stubborn/hard-headed
Thick-skinned
Eats like a goat
Honest
Reserved


Aquarius (Jan-Feb). Ah, the Water bearer, a sign that is true to its form. With the element of air leading the way, the Aquarius is often gone with the wind. With high hopes for adventure, the Aquarius is quite an explorer. This often makes them great candidates for being scientist, inventors, or investigators. They love the thrill of just being free, and will feel smothered if in one place for too long. Artistic, adventurous and antidisestablishmentarianism are the ways of the Aquarian.

Look out for these traits:

Has a hard time holding down a job
Loves music
Has commitment issues
Moves a lot
Creative
Friendly/open
Flirtatious
Thick-headed


Pisces (Feb-Mar). This scaly water sign is known for its many facets and slippery mind. Pieces are obviously ruled by the water element and it shows. Often daydreaming of bigger streams but rarely swimming there, they have the capability to be great teachers and healers, but only if they can stay focused. Shiny objects and food-covered hooks often bait the Pisces into traps that they can’t get themselves out of, so they just sit back and grab a book. The true Pisces is respectful, polite, well groomed and warm.


Look out for these traits:

Could be a bookworm
Quiet at first/good listeners
Short attention span
Artistic
Geniuses in their own weird way


Aries (Mar-April). Flashiness and arrogance are the Arians worst vice. They must achieve victory at all costs! Brilliant minds are stiffened by brash attitudes and emotional outbursts, which make this thickheaded old ram even more heated. True Arians are bold, authoratative, and make great leaders if they can learn to slow down a little.


Look out for these traits:

Impatient
Often violent
Brilliant
Emotional
Dominant
Usually in the middle of all the action


Taurus (April-May). This big bull is the most stubborn of all the zodiac signs, refusing everything but the best and possessing everything they must have. When the bull takes a moment to learn from its ruling element Earth, and stops pining for greener pastures, it has the capabilities of becoming a great leader, lover and all-around person. The Taurus is passionate, determined and great with money.


Look out for these traits:

Stubborn
Thick skinned
Reliable
Great lovers
Can turn and ram you with their sharp horns at any second


Gemini (May-June). Being the sign of the Twin, many Geminis have a hard time deciding which side of the coin they are on. Often carrying a few different personalities, they are highly adaptable to almost any situation. Geminis can be quiet and reserved or open and emotional--it’s really anyone’s guess as to what they will choose next. When the Gemini isn’t licking its wounds from the last attack on their character, they will talk your ear off. It's not for your pleasure, but mostly because they love to hear themselves talk.


Look out for these traits:

Great lovers
Can hold a grudge for a loooooong time
Two faced
Indecisive
Polite/graceful
Flighty


Cancer (June-July). This crusty old crab is comfy on its beach and is scarcely brave enough to wonder out of its comfort zone. Be careful not to scare the Cancer, as those pinchers are very sharp and when they feel attacked, you will be going home bleeding. If you’re lucky and you only scare them, they will hide in their shells and scamper off for a while. If you're patient, they will come back to check out the scene. With a love of great food, you will find a Cancer in or out of the kitchen, as long as it involves eating something good.


Look out for these traits:

Reliable/dependable
Nurturing
Can you say “mood swings?”
Great musicians
Awesome lovers
Likes to fix and tinker with things


Leo (July-Aug). The majestic King (or Queen) of the jungle is as bold and dashing as you always pictured. They love the thrill of the hunt, and they are determined to be the best. Impatience and dominating attitudes get the Leo into trouble often. Not that this bothers the lion, as they love to be in the spotlight, even if it’s not how they pictured it. Most Leos are strong, bold and beautiful.


Look out for these traits:

Stubborn
Strong willed
Usually have a long beautiful mane
Are hard to tame
Tend to be the life of the party
Dramatic
Tends to be a “cat person”


Virgo (Aug-Sept). The virgin Virgo loves to be in the know, and most of them have the greatest gift for gab. Masters of communication and intellect, the Virgo knows a lot and wants to share it all with you. If he ever stops talking, you will notice that he seems to be very attached to the mirror and he is offended if you don’t agree with his spontaneous ideas.


Look out for these traits:

Kind/loving
Talkative
Have a hard time finding a job they like
Great debaters
Bookworms/intellectuals

Libra (Sept-Oct). Libras have the best abilities as peacemakers and have the chance to go anywhere they want with their talents, if only they could make up their minds as to where they want to go. You will often find the true Libra to be grooming herself often, as she takes pride in her appearance and loves to look at herself. Being children of Venus, they make great lovers if you can get them to settle down and focus.


Look out for these traits:

Make a lot of things up/lying
Can’t make any real decisions
Often find themselves in the middle of others' fights because they want to see balance and peace
Short attention span
Great judges of character


Scorpio (Oct-Nov). Watch out for the Scropion stinger! It’s poisonous, and so are their mood swings. This is not a sign to get into a debate with. Scorpio is ruled by the water element and so their moods are with the tides. They are the most sexual of the zodiac signs, and have a passion and zest for life like no other. If they can keep their temper and possessiveness in control, they will find their way to very wealthy futures.


Look out for these traits:

Many mood swings
Callousness
Reject authority
Dominate
Bad temper
Great debaters
Will love you a long time


Sagittarius (Nov-Dec). The archer is always aiming for the next spot where he can perch and explore the new surroundings. Sags love to learn and hate to be tied down, but you will hardly ever know as they bottle a lot of it up. Sagittarius is great with kids and education and when they share their talents with the world, they go very far.


Look out for these traits:

Great talkers
Usually have a few kids
Love to travel/have a hard time staying put
Overly optimistic
Trusting
Dependable
Great organizers