Dear abby

[bury_bred]

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.


All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

[BOPCO87]

Well now since you got your life in order, I would tell her about Obama and all your awesome family traditions and history.

[PsychoMike]

Originally Posted by bury_bred

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.


All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

My god NO! Do you want her to report you to the Republican Party... you know they'll send a hit squad - at least that's what the democraps keep telling me..

[LDM]

Originally Posted by bury_bred

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.


All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Dear Confused,

If you do want to tell her I think the best place to do that would be on the Jerry Springer Show!!!

Abby