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Old 08-24-2008, 09:12 PM   #1
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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is
everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two
out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
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Old 08-24-2008, 09:33 PM   #2
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Gee, makes much more sense to me!!
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I believe this deserves a hearty AMEN!!!
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Boob Useless...

Ok... Real funny...

I'll bet it was the useless boob that had the drive and forethought to develop the greatest pill ever known to man kind....


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LOL, now that there was some funny stuff!!!
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hahahahaha, a useless boob! Don't you know there is no such thing as a "useless boob"?
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Boob Useless...

Ok... Real funny...

I'll bet it was the useless boob that had the drive and forethought to develop the greatest pill ever known to man kind....


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I disagree, it was the birth control pill...
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Maybe for you Grandma, for the useless boobs it was definitely MIDOL!
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Maybe for you Grandma, for the useless boobs it was definitely MIDOL!

At least both pills can be taken together! There'd be even more useless boobs out there otherwise!!
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