How Many Big 12 Students........
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08-22-2008, 12:51 AM
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How Many Big 12 Students........
HOW MANY Big 12 STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At Iowa State: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Iowa. At Texas A&M: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Texas Tech for instructions. At Colorado: it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one. At Oklahoma: it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how Barry would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator. At Baylor: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion. At Texas Tech: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours. At Kansas: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season. At Oklahoma State: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Oklahoma. At Kansas State : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, 'GO TO HELL, Kansas. At Missouri: it takes one hundred, one to change it, and ninty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Kansas. At Texas: it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team. At Nebraska: None. There ain't no 'lectricity in Nebraska.
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08-22-2008, 12:54 AM
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Re: How Many Big 12 Students........
Never been to college...
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08-22-2008, 04:16 AM
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Re: How Many Big 12 Students........
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(Yea I am a IOWA fan......but grew up in Cyclone country)
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