Farmer's Divorce

[boatdriver9533]

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.
"

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres.
" The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
"

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere.
"

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.
"

The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30.
"

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way.
WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.
"

[gordo retired hack]

that pretty well says it all.or like keith whitley wrote "now you say it best, when you say nothing at all"!!

[ATW-Hack]

I don't care who you are... That's funny right there!!!

[gordo retired hack]

atw-hack any more word on still using tdy staff,or when you are coming up off lockdown?