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Old 07-27-2008, 07:59 PM   #1
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...

...in front of the door?
Matt

...in a ditch?
Phil

...in your hot tub?
Stu

...on your BBQ grill?
Frank

...waterskiing
Skip

...on a beach?
Sandy

...in a pool?
Bob

What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs?
Bob Barker

...on the wall?
Art

And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art

What if he also doesn't have a tongue?
Tasteless Art
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:23 PM   #2
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Re: What do you call a man with no arms or legs
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What do you call his dog in the pool with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him...he still isn't going to come!!

Rimshot...da dump.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:14 PM   #3
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Re: What do you call a man with no arms or legs
What do you call a cat with no legs?

Dogfood.
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:29 PM   #4
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Re: What do you call a man with no arms or legs
What do you call a man and his dog who are both quad amputees?

Why bother, neither are gonna come...
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Re: What do you call a man with no arms or legs
what do you call a dog with balls of steel and no hind legs?

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what do you call a dog with balls of steel and no hind legs?

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Re: What do you call a man with no arms or legs
what do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging from your belt?


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LOL......you guys need a hobby!!!
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Re: What do you call a man with no arms or legs
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...

Stuffed in a mailbox?
Bill

2 guys hanging on the wall?
Curt and Rod

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs...

Leaning against a tree?
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If she is Japanese?
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You guys are terrible.....
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