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Old 07-13-2008, 09:36 PM   #1
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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they all got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'



He replied, 'No. I work for a Condom Company. These are all customer complaints.'
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:46 PM   #2
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Re: Large Family

Thats a good one, seriously I'm speechless.
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:01 AM   #3
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Re: Large Family

Simple, yet to the point...lmao
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Re: Large Family

LAMO, Im going to use that one the next time Im out with my kids and Im asked that question. My favorite line is, yes they are all mine. Unsure who the mothers are though.
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hahahaha, I chuckled
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Good one !
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