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Old 06-28-2008, 11:24 AM   #1
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Subject: Priceless!!!
THE PERFECT DRESS

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the
PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later,Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had
bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her stepmom to exchange it,
but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress,
and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart,
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they
went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for
lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress?
You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it
to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
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