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Re: A sign of the times. - BEER
what they need to do is make a car that will run on beer. that way if times are hard up, you can drink the beer so much and piss in the tank and run on residuals... lol
This gas crap is out of control. Nice to see we are funding the war for the rag heads selling it to us. sorry if that offends anyone, I just call it how I see it.. I need a beer. or atleast legalize pot so we can smoke up and not care so much about paying so much for beer and gas. |
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Re: A sign of the times. - BEER
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Re: A sign of the times. - BEER
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American.
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Either that or get one of those death traps that they call "Smart Cars", they get about that much to a gallon!!
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I see how you are Gunner.....leaving me for beer???? HOW RUDE!!!
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Oh and leave the dueces alone while im gone. And dont, oh hell just stay away from the phone and the radio. Ill be back in 7 days. lol Last edited by GUNNER; 06-14-2008 at 01:07 PM. |
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Nahhhh, Gunner...(this'll help her out, trust me)...You have to drink massive quantities of beer to get over the fact that you will be away from her for a week....yeh, yeh.....thats it......
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I said the same thing as I scrolled down and read your post after clicking on the link!! Too funny.
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