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Old 06-10-2008, 05:25 AM   #11
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what they need to do is make a car that will run on beer. that way if times are hard up, you can drink the beer so much and piss in the tank and run on residuals... lol

This gas crap is out of control. Nice to see we are funding the war for the rag heads selling it to us. sorry if that offends anyone, I just call it how I see it.. I need a beer.

or atleast legalize pot so we can smoke up and not care so much about paying so much for beer and gas.
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:32 AM   #12
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what they need to do is make a car that will run on beer. that way if times are hard up, you can drink the beer so much and piss in the tank and run on residuals... lol

This gas crap is out of control. Nice to see we are funding the war for the rag heads selling it to us. sorry if that offends anyone, I just call it how I see it.. I need a beer.

or atleast legalize pot so we can smoke up and not care so much about paying so much for beer and gas.


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Old 06-14-2008, 01:55 AM   #13
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A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American.
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Either that or get one of those death traps that they call "Smart Cars", they get about that much to a gallon!!
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:52 AM   #15
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A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American.
LMAO thats some good info to have. In addition, I can tell you that I am already about 20 gals behind for the year. However, Vacation starts at 0800 and Im going to fix that problem. Anyone interested in joining me just let me know. Cause im fixin to get right.
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Old 06-14-2008, 03:50 AM   #16
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LMAO thats some good info to have. In addition, I can tell you that I am already about 20 gals behind for the year. However, Vacation starts at 0800 and Im going to fix that problem. Anyone interested in joining me just let me know. Cause im fixin to get right.
I see how you are Gunner.....leaving me for beer???? HOW RUDE!!!
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Old 06-14-2008, 03:52 AM   #17
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I see how you are Gunner.....leaving me for beer???? HOW RUDE!!!
Well I figure your a pretty good Officer and you should be able to hold the unit together without me for a week. However, I will drink one for ya, lol.
Oh and leave the dueces alone while im gone. And dont, oh hell just stay away from the phone and the radio. Ill be back in 7 days. lol

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Old 06-14-2008, 11:52 AM   #18
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I see how you are Gunner.....leaving me for beer???? HOW RUDE!!!
Nahhhh, Gunner...(this'll help her out, trust me)...You have to drink massive quantities of beer to get over the fact that you will be away from her for a week....yeh, yeh.....thats it......
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:46 PM   #19
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Stupid Border Manager.
I said the same thing as I scrolled down and read your post after clicking on the link!! Too funny.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:19 PM   #20
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Too bad we can't put it in our tanks! LMAO !
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