The Big Date
This is a discussion on The Big Date within the Jokes and Humor forums, part of the Off Topic Discussion category; Mith went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't ...
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06-05-2008, 10:48 PM
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The Big Date
 Mith went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" asked Mith. Because it is not safe, replied the doctor. But I need it really bad, said Mith. Well, why do you need it so badly, asked the doctor? Mith said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose. The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects. On Monday, Mith dragged himself in; his right arm was in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" Mith replied, "Nobody showed up." 
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06-05-2008, 11:55 PM
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Re: The Big Date
hasnt he learned how to change hands without missing a stroke
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06-06-2008, 12:01 AM
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Is this the point where I should say "Doesn't everyone use 2 hands like me??".....
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06-06-2008, 01:14 AM
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