private eye

[tcurtis76]

Just in case you need a private eye here is one for you

Man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot
of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with
a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received following report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she
leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in
window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with
she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,
Chen Lee