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Old 05-27-2008, 01:50 PM   #1
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said "OK take off all your crose". The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me". So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried the woman asked anxiously "Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse."
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:51 PM   #2
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Re: Ed Zachary Disease
Heard that one a while back...Funny as hell!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:04 PM   #3
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Re: Ed Zachary Disease
I'll be repeating this one, pretty funny it was.
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That made me laugh.
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Old 06-08-2008, 10:53 PM   #5
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Re: Ed Zachary Disease
I use that when inmates sign up for sick call. I tell them to save their money...I can tell them what is wrong with them and repeat the story. Very funny!
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That was a good one...I am going to have to remember that one....thanks for the laugh
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HAHA....nice
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