Mad wife.
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Mad wife.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the strip of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied... "Your horse called."
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05-25-2008, 02:05 AM
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Re: Mad wife.
ROFLMAO!!!! That story sounds familiar!!!
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05-25-2008, 02:43 AM
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Just goes to show why dog is man's best friend......take your dog and your other half and put them both in the trunk of your car, go to work, when you get done and open the trunk which 1 will be happy to see you...???
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05-25-2008, 03:57 AM
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Heres another rule of cheating, don't have your VISA bill sent to work. It never gets to you unopened and any nasty letters when you reach your limit go via the governor. He suspends you and then your wife clears the house when you go for a round of golf!
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05-25-2008, 04:10 AM
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05-25-2008, 04:50 AM
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05-25-2008, 05:18 AM
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Yeah my wife said to me 1 morning "you love that damn dog more then you do me".....I replied " yeah you're right, I pet her on the head, give her a bowl of food, take her out, she's happy....ya know what else..???....SHE DOESN'T TALK" |
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