Mad wife.

[Loki]

Originally Posted by GenPopCo

is that from experience??

Almost, it happened last month to my P.O. (Captain)

[conkicker241]

Another rule of thumb, if your going to cheat, be smart enough to erase the caller ID, when your lover calls your house!!! Ask my ex--husband about that one. And don't use the same log on name, and same singles website, you meet your wife on. Those things can be checked, to see if your active. Again, my stuipd ex-husband. My divorce lawyer ate that up!!!

[jafish]

Originally Posted by Loki

Heres another rule of cheating, don't have your VISA bill sent to work. It never gets to you unopened and any nasty letters when you reach your limit go via the governor. He suspends you and then your wife clears the house when you go for a round of golf!

Now that's funny!!

[LDM]

Originally Posted by hack4hire

Just goes to show why dog is man's best friend......take your dog and your other half and put them both in the trunk of your car, go to work, when you get done and open the trunk which 1 will be happy to see you...???

Is Having a Dog Better Than Having a Wife?

Your dog will never divorce you and take your trailer.

Your dog don’t care if you get drunk and pass out nude in the back yard.

Your dog can hunt better.

Your dog won’t bug you to fix the toilet every hour on the hour.

Your dog won’t complain when you watch NASCAR all day.

Your dog thinks you’re the coolest thing ever.

Your dog don’t care if you suck face with a different woman each weekend.

Your Dog doesn't insist that you own a mini van instead of a truck

Your dog don't care if you scratch and fondle yourself in front of his mother.

Your dog don't complain when you kiss it with beer breath.

Your dog thinks it's normal to lay around naked with your legs spread to cool things off on a hot day.

Your dog loves it when you through your socks here and there.

Your dog never nags to mow the lawn.

Doesn't get embarrassed and screech like a banshee when he sees you peeing
on a tree in the front yard, in fact he may join you.

The dog will eat from the wife's plate but it won't happen the other way
around.

When the dog farts, he doesn't blame it on the wife.

He believes dropping food on the floor is a hobby to be cultivated, not stifled.

Your dog always believes the floor is clean enough to eat off of.

If you accidentally shoot the dog when hunting it isn't 5 years in the pen.

A dog will never stab you in the back.

Dogs will alway sniff your butt when you pass gas.

Dogs will alway take the scraps you give them.

Your dog doesn't care if you kick it out of bed and onto the floor in
the middle of the night.

A dog will never do a "Lorena Bobbitt" on you.

A dog will love you, no matter how unlovable you are.

A dog obey your commands. You could never get your wife to do this.

A dog won't complain about loosing a fart contest.

A dog won't try and draw clothes on the female models in your truck magazines.

Dogs don't care if you sell their offspring after 8 weeks.

You don't have to play 20 questions with the dog to find out what's wrong with it, chances are it's hungry or it wants to go outside.

The dog will help you get attention from women.

A dog don't nag you to stop and ask questions or directions when on a trip.

A dog will sleep out in the yard so you can have the house all to your self.

A dog don't care how many buddies you have over for poker.

A dog don't nag about the way you drive.

A dog doesn't want your money every Friday when you get off work.

Your dog never makes you admit your wrong.