Just Simple Math

[santipecos]

Subject: Simple Math





Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.


After 5 years of marriage, he payed her $49 million Plus, whatever he spent
on her while married to her!


Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship
(and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up
costing him $26,849 per boinking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs
and the incidental costs of being married to her.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

And that's Crazy, right?


But... get this!


Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings
of $41+million). PLUS!!!


Value-added benefits are:


A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open
menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or
any 'to do' lists.


Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready
for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.


NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching
in our schools?

[cllingo]

You have too much free time on your hands. LOL

[ATW-Hack]

DUDE!! we gotta find you a hobby!! That's some funny stuff though

[santipecos]

Well, it could have been about congressional spending versus Kristen..but my calculator would have died. Same end service provided.