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Old 05-18-2008, 02:02 AM   #1
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How to get along at Work

What you say: I'm not sure that's feasible.
What you mean: No Way A**hole

What you say: Really?
What you mean: You gotta be SH##in me!

What you say: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
What you mean: Screw it! I'm on a salary.

What you say: Of course I'm concerned.
What you mean: Ask me if I give a S**T!

What you say: You don't say?
What you mean Eat S**T!

What you say: Excuse me?
What you mean: Eat S**t and die!

What you say: Excuse me, sir?
What you mean: Eat S**t and die., A**hole.

What you say: So you'd like help with that?
What you mean: Kiss my A**!

What you say: I love a challenge!
What you mean: This job sucks!

What you say: I see.
What you mean: Bl*w ME!
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Old 05-18-2008, 08:28 AM   #2
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Re: How to get along at Work

Wow, you have just said my whole vocabulary!!! LOL!!
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Old 05-18-2008, 08:40 AM   #3
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Re: How to get along at Work

You must work at my facility!
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Old 05-18-2008, 06:02 PM   #4
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Re: How to get along at Work

I need to start using that here
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