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Old 04-25-2008, 12:03 AM   #21
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Re: How tough is Chuck Norris?
Great white sharks brag to each other that Chuck Norris swam by them and he didn't eat them.
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:27 AM   #22
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Great white sharks brag to each other that Chuck Norris swam by them and he didn't eat them.
You're pretty smart for a Yankee.

Chuck Norris is an Okie. 'nuff said.
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:37 AM   #23
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By the looks of things and a Chuck Norris topic...I can see we all have waaay too much time on our hands...but hey, if the gov't is willing to pay us, well then let's keep talking about CHUCK!!
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Old 04-25-2008, 07:41 AM   #24
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, but Chuck Norris says it's a cow.....THEN IT's A F-ING COW!!!!
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:29 PM   #25
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There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse because Chuck Norris is going to walk!!!
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:55 PM   #26
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck....













....covered with skulls.
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Old 05-23-2008, 03:09 AM   #27
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Chuck Norris is so tough....(how tough is he?) Chuck Norris is so tough he does not fear death...........death fears Chuck Norris!
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Jesus walks over water......

Chuck Norris walks over Jesus!!!
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:35 AM   #29
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Chuck Norris' beard cuts diamonds
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Old 06-05-2008, 02:46 AM   #30
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can squeeze a banana and get orange juice. That's funny right there....I don't care who you are.....that's funny right there!
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