confession

[tcurtis76]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work.
>> Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
>> husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
>>
>> The boy now has company.
>>
>> Boy: "Dark in here."
>>
>> Man: "Yes it is."
>>
>> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>>
>> Man: "That's nice."
>>
>> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>>
>> Man: "No, thanks."
>>
>> Boy: "My dad's outside."
>>
>> Man: "OK, how much?"
>>
>> Boy: "$250."
>>
>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover
>> are
>> in the closet together.
>>
>> Boy: "Dark in here."
>>
>> Man: "Yes, it is."
>>
>> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>>
>> Man: "How much?"
>>
>> Boy: "$750."
>>
>> Man: "Fine."
>>
>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
go
>> outside and toss the baseball."
>>
>> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>>
>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>>
>> The son says, "$1,000."
>>
>> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that.
>> That is way more than those two things cost.
>>
>> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
>>
>> They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
little
>> boy
>> sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
>>
>> The boy says, "Dark in here
>>
>> The priest says, "Don't start that sh!t again"

[shakedownshorti]

ROFLMAO!!!!! That was great!!!

[vcs]

LOL!!!!!! I always laugh when I hear that one!