A donkey joke

[maverick]

A donkeys is in a bar, a sign around the donkeys neck says $100 if you make the donkey laugh, $500 if you make the donkey cry. A man comes in orders a beer and ask the bartender if the sign is true, the bartender replies yes but he has worked here for ten years and no one has won the money. The man walks over whispers into the donkeys ear, the donkey begins to laugh very loudly. The man walks back over to the bartender and collects his $100 and has a couple of more beers. He walks over to the donkey again and when he leaves the donkey is crying out of control.
The man walks back over and gets his $500, the bartender says I have to know how you pulled that off. The man replies to make the donkey laugh I told him that my d### was bigger then his, to make him cry I showed him.


A little pain some compliance,,,,A LOT of PAIN equals lots of COMPLIANCE!!!