My Favorite Joke...

[Cory]

This is by far my favorite joke.. Out of all the jokes I have ever heard in my life.. this is the only one I am sure to remember.. it is great...



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A man is driving down the road and he spies a farm house. The man pulls up and goes up to the door and knocks.

The farm answers and looks at the man and asks, "What can I do for ya?"

The man replied, "Excuse me sir.. but I noticed you have some honeysuckle in your back yard."

"That I do," replied the farmer.

"Would you mind if I got a couple of pails of honey?" questioned the man.

The farm laughed to himself and said, "Son, You can't get honey from honeysuckle."

"Let me try," asked the man. The farmer agreed and sure enough, 2 hours later, here came the man carrying 2 pails of honey.

"How did you do that?!?" questioned the farmer.

"Its a secret," replied the man.


About a week later the same man came knocking on the door again.

"Excuse me sir, but I noticed you have some milkweed in your back yard. Would you mind if I go get a couple pails of milk?" asked the man.

The farmer laughed and replied, "Son, You can't get milk from milkweed"

"Let me try," asked the man. And sure enough.. 2 hours later.. here he came carrying 2 pails of milk.

"How'd you do that," asked the farmer.

"It's a secret!" replied the man.


Same guy.. one week later again comes knocking on the door.

"You, again" stated the farmer, "What do you want now?"

"I noticed you got some Pussywillow in your back yard."

The farmer's eyes lit up and he replied, "Hold on son.. Let me get my hat, I'm coming with ya."

[Thorn]

LOL! Good one!

[Thorn]

I always liked, "Why did the car drive down the road? Answer: To hit the chicken!"

[conkicker241]

Heres a short one. What does a Oklahoma Divorce and a Tennesse Twister have in common??

Answer, somebody's fixin to lose a trailor.

[GUNNER]

LOL Good one.

[OkieTurnKey]

How 'bout the guy with the duct tape?......Watcha gonna do with that duct tape boy? Well, Sir, I'm a gonna catch me some ducks....

[shujunkie]

a guy walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder and the bartender says " hey where'd you get that?" The frog says "I don't know it just started as a little bump on my ass...

[Big Bwana Jake]

What is black and white and can't fit in a revolving door??











A nun with a spear in her head. I love that joke!!!!