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Old 03-11-2010, 06:51 PM   #1
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* Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.

* Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids.

* Coming up with one too many during a head count.

* Having to break up a fight in the shower.

* Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.

* Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist.

* The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home.

* Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks wa-a-a-y to familiar.

* Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex killer.

* Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.

* Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to # 93A44274.
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:26 AM   #2
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Re: THINGS PRISON C.O.'s HATE
I'm not sure whether I should laugh, or agree!
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:13 AM   #3
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Re: THINGS PRISON C.O.'s HATE
How about "Being on the Butts and Nuts Crew at the end of a huge visiting day". Yuck.
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Old 03-12-2010, 11:17 AM   #4
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Hell yeah! Alpha!! I have that post for two more weeks!!! I only work that post cause it has 3 days off a week!! If only my kids knew what I do to spend the most time I can with them!!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 11:43 AM   #5
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Then kudos to you for doing it 10%! I doubt most of our kids will ever realize the things we do for them. You're a good dad for doing it for them even though the post sucks. Luckily, those days of working that crew are behind me (no pun intended). If the public only realized the degrading things that we do for public safety. We are a special breed.....
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We are a special breed.....
or just really demented....i knew a CO who would go bend over again boy...and then get the flashlight and say i need to see that again....lol
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...when an inmate microwaves sardines on the housing unit.

...when an inmate's trust fund account resembles my credit card bill.

...visits from the Alphabet Boys for any reason.

...having to do a bedbook count because the same staff member on an outcount (again) can not count a lessor number of inmates than what you have to count.
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When the inmates know more about the criminal code than you do!
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*CO, I needz sum mo toylet papah!*

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- when you go into a pod and call count, only to have more inmates leave the shower area than there are showers.

- When you have 50 inmates in the same pod decide cooking jack mackeral in the microwave is better than the chow hall.
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