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[conkicker241]

Originally Posted by BlkRdKing

I was working M/W and was called by the officer, a rookie, doing the watch. He was so freaked out he shouted it over the radio "Lieutenant this guy is eating his own **** and won't stop." He kept the radio keyed and you could here him ordering the inmate "stop, stop that right now, stop eating. Can't you hear me I'm telling you to stop eating your ****. Lieutenant, he won't stop and I ordered him to stop but he is still puting his **** in his mouth." The compound officer and I responded laughing the whole way. My side was hurting so bad and had tears in my eyes that I could not see straight. When we got to SHU the inmate is standing in the dry cell with crap all over his mouth and lips. We had a camera on him, the kind you can take still photos from, I told him I was going to give his mother a copy of the photo next time she came to visit. We stood there laughing at him till he got sick and started throwing up everywhere. The compound officer got sick and threw up on the rookie which made the rookie sick which made me run to the bathroom and have the dry heaves. We recovered the contraband through the whole mess. Darn, I had almost forgot that one.

Too funny!!! Hope, the ookie, was smart enough to bring a spare uniform with him!!

We had one, in dry cell, that shat in his breakfast tray, and covered with oatmeal. He got caught though. I am sure that is common. Nothing like that happens here, at this work center, every shift is boreing, this is a retirement camp for CO's. I can't wait to transfer to Allred unit in Texas. I AM SO FREAKING BORED!!

[BlkRdKing]

Originally Posted by hacksareus

Now that is probably the best story you have told. Never heard you tell that one. :

Well the topic of shfting through Sh*t is not one comes up alot. But I do remember laughing so hard til I could not see because I was crying. The rookie wore a bluie jump suit for the rest of the night. I did buy the first round for those two and the SHU one.

[BlkRdKing]

Originally Posted by conkicker241

Too funny!!! Hope, the ookie, was smart enough to bring a spare uniform with him!!

The guy is still on the job and turned out to be a solid officer. Heck I would work for the kid. But he better hurry up and move up if he wants it to happen I plan on retiring in @ 2 1/2 yrs.

[bolaman1975me]

i hate poop watches, suicide watches, and rec and shower days in SMU. i love perimeter. a nice break to read an sleep. we don't have towers here so no luck with that

[JCoffin]

Originally Posted by bolaman1975me

i hate poop watches, suicide watches, and rec and shower days in SMU. i love perimeter. a nice break to read an sleep. we don't have towers here so no luck with that

I know I shouldn't admit to this one.. I love to take the perimeter truck on the roads out in the fields by the prison...I call it "Searching for contraband" Some nice hilly areas right next to my facility

[bolaman1975me]

hey just make sure you turn that radio up real loud

[JCoffin]

The one night I was fighting the sandman and he was kicking my butt I decided to go park and take a cat nap. Set my alarm on my watch for a 20min nap. I napped for 10 minutes(Radio was turned all the way up) and got a feeling someone was nearby.. So I turned on the truck and started doing a lap and there 100 yards away was the Cpt for that night doing his nightly walk( I didn't know at the time he did that). Leason learned.. Never napped since.

[gijanetexas]

I hate our highrise. No cell doors, has group bathrooms (or smoking/sex rooms), too many stud broads with their multiple old ladies, etc. Inmates packed in like sardines. 250-290 females all getting PMS and then all on the rag at the same time...

And on the non-custody side I use to hate a post (actually three posts) that were in close proximity to the stupidvisor's office. That sucked! Have someone basically stalk you all day long trying to catch you not making a round, being at that persons beck and call for stupid things, getting stuck doing their work when they were already late turning it in, etc. Also the everpresent "I'm going to tell Supervisor So and So" and that supervisor is right their to listen to the inmate lies and believe them over you.

[AZCorrections84]

I hate the suicide watch and main control in our unit. I'll do em, but I don't like it.

[Bro3Gl]

I hate any thing any and every thing to do with the visiting room!