Staff lines.

[Craven Moorehead]

What are your favorite lines to use on inmates?

Some of mine......

You didn't care about_________ when you were on the street! (when they ask about going to open house or early chow or commissary...or anything really)

Sir do not attempt to compromise my position of authority by ___________
(when they ask for something they dont have coming. Like my KFC or Gatoraide bottle...etc.)

You must be smokin that $hit! Ima put you in for a drug test! (another one for if they ask for something out of the way)

You STILL drunk 'aint you!?!? (when I kick the $hit out of there door 'cause they aint standing up for count)

[Crosstimbers Okie]

"You're a bitch, act like it" is one of my favorites. It works good in a FCI. In a USP you had better be ready to fight if you use it.

[shakedownshorti]

"Crack kills" (Sagging)
"No crack salesmen on this compound" (That's what I would say when they were sagging)

"I bet your Momma would be proud" (When escorting them to SHU)
"You're crack is showing.....you looking for a mate??"
"Don't make me break out a can of whoop ass" (When they were trying to mouth off)

[Craven Moorehead]

"I'll bet your momma would be proud" Ohhhhhhh.....thats good. Ima gonna have to use that one LOL Thanx Shorti!

[Craven Moorehead]

Originally Posted by Crosstimbers Okie

"You're a bitch, act like it" is one of my favorites. It works good in a FCI. In a USP you had better be ready to fight if you use it.

Your right about that. Most pen guys wont give you alot of small talk or chit chat. They know the lick.....they know what they got comin....so they (for the most part) dont talk to us too much. I liked that part. Didnt like all the running. (I like to scrap though) and the paperwork, and the staff getting assaulted, or murdered. My last joint we had a counselor get stabbed 36 time before we could get there to help him. Im glad to be at a soft-a$$ FCI these days. Why did I write all that? Your old school Okie....you know all that shiz already.......I must be drunk

[KBCraig]

Originally Posted by shakedownshorti

"Crack kills" (Sagging)
"No crack salesmen on this compound" (That's what I would say when they were sagging)

"You sure are advertising. You sellin' that thang, or just givin' it away?"

[Arbo]

"How long's your pecker?"

Regardless of answer..."I was just wondering if you could go fawk yourself"

Typically used on staff more than inmates when we are ball-busting.

[bop_steward]

1. Pull up your pants before you get a$$ raped (saggers)
2. If I was in prison, you would be my bi+ch (When an inmate is running his cake hole)
3. Don't get it twisted, this body alarm is for them to come and save YOU! (running cake hole)
4. 7:45am- announce to the unit "Quiet Time"
5. Chow time is "Get Out"
6. Count time is "Shut up and get up"
7. Come here and hold my pocket so all your friends can see who your man is.
8. Are you full? (to the punk with a runny nose)
9. Go to the commissary and get some brass-o and brush your teeth (For the grillers)
10. Holy sh*t, I can see an imprint of Abe Lincoln (When a griller smiles)
11. nice pantyhose (doo-rags)

[Bowfish]

11. nice pantyhose (doo-rags)


(doo-rags)Nice panty, you get that from your punk !!!!!

i/m: Boss i dont get down like that !!! Me:not on all 4s , you just bend over hua !!!!

[shakedownshorti]

My advice to the new guys...."Don't bend over to pick up the soap" and "Sleep with your back against the wall!"